I dug my way out!
--reiserok
Newly released photos provide proof that Jeffrey Dahmer's parents should have been on notice.
--rjm07
You're next dad!
--gitenstein
I told the bitch! More fucking Ice Cream! Now look what you made me do...
--FatGeoff
This is what "having the greatest day of your life" looks like.
--thedarv
That's a spicy meatball!
--big wave dave