Huzzah! Get a load of those milk bottles.
No, I still see 2 butt-ugly parents.
"So they get high and stick these idiotic glasses on me. I got my list for ass-kicking and I am patient."
How the fuck else am I supposed to find your teeny boobs?
cubs win! cubs win!
answer the question! if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? it's a simple yes or no question.
Yes I can see the toilet. No I'm not gonna sit on it.
It's called peacocking, bro. I might look like a joke now, but I'll be the one laughing with a bitch on each arm tonight.
Drew Carey may have taken his weight loss program a bit far.
The glasses draw attention away from my infected, umbilical cord stump