Never one to understand euphemisms, Sissy went to the interview prepared to show that she would indeed bend over backwards for her boss.
Damnit Gary!...Schedule! I need some one with a flexible S-C-H-E-D-U-L-E!...
Dude, Collins said a buddy of his used to date her, and get this, he said she types like 105 words per minute!!
"Its a good thing the new admin is great with dictation because I can't get close enough to my desk to type anymore with this constant boner"
I can be pretty flexible, Bob. But a 4:30pm on Friday just isn't going to work.