"It's simple. All you had to do was smell them. Your fired."
--TimMoen
Two steps. Step 1, lick these fingers. Step 2, slick my eyebrows. That's what makes me the boss.
--Biscuitpants
If you must know, my toupee is woven from the mane of two lions.
--tex
"And number 2, I'm rich.""Sir, that was number 1.""Well I'm that rich."
--blurbmeister#1
Two fingers, one asshole.
--rjm07
2 Tones ! ! My hand and my face have 2 different tones...
--bonezelli