Wanna go back to my pyramid and watch Con Air projected onto the backs of crying albino hobos? Great! I'll bake a gasoline pie!
An Oscar?! for me?!
i did what with my career!? how many ghostrider films!?
Congratulations on being the first to point out my performances are batshit insane, captain obvious! Have any insights on Michael Jackson with children or Robert Downy Jr and substance abuse?
Nic Cage's O-face really isn't as weird as I thought it would be.
That is some set of screen plays. I'll star in them all!
So this is the face I made to nail the role of Dracula.
OMG!!! He said WHAT to you?! So like, what did you do next?