Wanna go back to my pyramid and watch Con Air projected onto the backs of crying albino hobos? Great! I'll bake a gasoline pie!
--KIEL
An Oscar?! for me?!
--desoto21
i did what with my career!? how many ghostrider films!?
--troyannosaurus rex
Congratulations on being the first to point out my performances are batshit insane, captain obvious! Have any insights on Michael Jackson with children or Robert Downy Jr and substance abuse?
--KIEL
Nic Cage's O-face really isn't as weird as I thought it would be.
--Jack White
That is some set of screen plays. I'll star in them all!
--desoto21
So this is the face I made to nail the role of Dracula.
--reiserok
OMG!!! He said WHAT to you?! So like, what did you do next?
--blurbmeister#1