Theblurbz-v2
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Just another asian lap dance on the company ticket for Ned....
--thedarv
And that's when I realized I was wasting my money on those young girls.
--rjm07
Melvin was just about to give up showing Jim how to clasp his hands, when Jim finally got it.
--reiserok
Got any bananas? I just need one banana. Just one. C'mon man. C'mon. I'll suck your cock for a banana.
--Biscuitpants
"Busted, motherfucker!"
--gitenstein
Shortly before his death, Charlton Heston was apprehended for his role in Planet of the Apes.
--big wave dave
Jerry Sandusky's second favorite was monkeys.
--tex
"Excuse me sir, but would you please stop humaning around. I'm trying to deliver my S&M seminar."
--blurbmeister#1