Just another asian lap dance on the company ticket for Ned....
And that's when I realized I was wasting my money on those young girls.
Melvin was just about to give up showing Jim how to clasp his hands, when Jim finally got it.
Got any bananas? I just need one banana. Just one. C'mon man. C'mon. I'll suck your cock for a banana.
Shortly before his death, Charlton Heston was apprehended for his role in Planet of the Apes.
Jerry Sandusky's second favorite was monkeys.
"Excuse me sir, but would you please stop humaning around. I'm trying to deliver my S&M seminar."